Excerpts from the Book 'Belly Laugh':

... Belly Laugh. Author: Gordon Randall Garrett. Illustrator: Charles Berger. Release Date: April 30, 2009 [EBook #28643]. [Illustration: Illustrator: ...
... own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death. Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on ...
... if I sit down with you guys a while. Thanks. Coffee. Damn. This is heaven. Ain't seen a cup of coffee in a year. What. You said it. This sure is a ...
... wound. Just popping off. That's the trouble with this war. It won't settle down to a routine. Always something new. What the hell chance has a guy ...
... Enough to make your hair stand on end. Sugar. Christ, yes. Ain't seen sugar for a year. You see, it's like this: we were bottled up in the pits around ...
... in this pit-a pretty big pit with lots of room-and we were all alone. This Stillwell was a nice kid-green and lonesome and it's pretty sad, really, ...
... that's really on his mind as you guys can plainly understand. He's seeing her every place-like spots in front of his eyes-nice spots doing things ...
... gun came up without any orders from me just as she poked her puss over the edge of the pit, and-huh. Oh, thank you kindly. It sure tastes good but ...
... then, all I had time to do was knock the pistol out of her hand and drag her into the pit. With her play bollixed, she was confused and bewildered. ...
... eyes. She's a plenty pretty babe and I could see exactly what had happened as far as Stillwell was concerned. His spots had come to life in very adequate ...
... needed. They kind of went together like a hand and a glove-natural-like. And it followed-pretty natural-that when Stillwell got up and led her ...
... for Stillwell, cause I know it's what the kid needs, and in spots like that what difference does it make. Yank-Ruskie-Mongolian-as long as she's willing. Then, ...
... over and take a look at the babe where he'd left her-and I bust out laughing. I told you guys there was a yak in this. I laughed like a fool-it was ...
... Nothing but a couple of plastic lumps-. That was when I hit him. I had to. He was for the birds, Stillwell was. An hour later we got relieved and ...
... like the man says, we got to keep our sense of humor. Well, so long, you guys-and thanks. Transcriber's Note:. This etext was produced from Amazing ...
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